Start of the game
Hands steady
There’s gonna be pain
I’m ready
Opponents Protoss
No chance of loss
My new tactics boss
I wanted control
So I moved in
I put on show
and I still win
You say its OP
You’re BMing me
I tell ya to leave
Chorus 1
Coz Day [9] said:
When you’re playing TvP and you
And you want to be a boss like me man
Do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2oooOoooo rax pressure
I will get the map control fool
But with this build its easy to own you
With my 2 rax pressure
You can’t stop my 2 rax pressure
I got my 2ooOooo rax pressure
So what? You held
You might feel like
This game’s going well
That aint quite right
My army is dead
But im still ahead
You heard what I said
Cos what you don’t know
This ain’t all in
I’ve put on a show
I’m teasin’
You’ve been mislead
Cos I’ve expanded
You heard what I said
Chorus 2
And Day 9 said:
When you’re facing Protoss oh no
And you see they’ve spawned across
You do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2oooOoooo rax pressure
If you lay a sentry forcefield
I will go and take the high yield
I do the 2 rax pressure
I do the 2 rax pressure
I do the 2oooOoooo rax pressure
Rap
Koopzilla bout to spit another verse
It’s significantly worse than the first
DRTkoopzilla on the track fool
Back for the first time since that rap in Eight Pool
If you’re not good at playing macro that’s cool just rack up the kills
With this two rax build take Protoss production to a standstill
And if you don’t kill em then your drop attack will
DRTpain!
If you’re with me put your barracks in the sky
Once they high in the sky let em fly by
Watch the other army watch em die waving bye bye
All that work for nothing make em cry making guys cry
Practice over and over and distill
Until you’re crushing noobs like a bulldozer crushing ant hills
Just GG it’s been a pleasure
Brutha couldn’t handle my 2 rax rax
Chorus 3
Coz Day [9] said:
When you’re playing TvP and you
And you want to be a boss like me man
Do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2 rax pressure
You do the 2oooOoooo rax pressure
I will get the map control fool
But with this build its easy to own you
With my 2 rax pressure
You can’t stop my 2 rax pressure
I got my 2ooOooo rax pressure
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