Based on Gangnam Style. This song is dedictacted to late game Protoss play. Attack move = win boom!
lyrics
OP Protoss Ball
Protoss Ball
Verse 1
Wall up your main and let me build my probes unobserved
Choose a tech you like and take your natural and your third
Let’s play the late game
cause you know I like it that way
Real men don’t do all-ins.
I’m a Protoss boss; a psionic killer and you’ll find the
Game is lost; when you see Zealots Templar, Stalkers and a
Colossus; you best run away and hide
because I’ve Got the force; Protoss Ball of course
Pre Chorus 1
My population, has hit 200, I’ve got my ball (ball!)
My Protoss ball (ball!)
Now you can’t beat me, so just type “gg”
Let’s end this game (game!)
Avoid the pain (pain!)
Cause my OP Protoss Ball is in your main! (main main main...)
Chorus 1
OP Protoss Ball
Protoss Ball
Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Protoss Ball
Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Cos my build is so lazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Verse 2
You’ve got your medivacs marines and your marauders
You’ve got a lot of vikings for colossi but I’ll storm them
Observer saw your fusion core you think you’re pretty baller
But I’m straight up Protoss ballin
With my Protoss Ball, there’s nothing that you can do to me
So make the call; just gg or I’ll administer a Coup de grâce
You might have better chances when they release
Heart of the Swarm; (I’ve got a key)
Pre Chorus 2
No competition, my composition, will win the war (war!)
My Protoss ball (ball!)
Your indecision, in this collision
You’ve lost a thor (thor!)
Your tank’s no more (more!)
And your Orbital Command has hit the floor (floor flooor flooor...)
Chorus 2
OP Protoss Ball
Protoss Ball
Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Protoss Ball
Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Cos my build is so lazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Verse 3
Mothership I’ve got my mothership
Just when you thought you had a chance I vortex for the win
Two templar merge into one archon
And in my Archon toilet I’ll be flushing everything
OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Cos my build is so lazy
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
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