This’s gonna hurt, mayne
That ain't no lie
You've lost the last 5 in a row
Now I might as well tell you
That I’m not gonna stop til I make you cry
So lay down and die
Every single game you play
Never seems to go your way
And you’re gonna lose it again
I’ll make sure of that
And now that you finally
Have to play versus me
Guess what?
You’re gonna gg
You've got no chance, bro
But to move on, and you know
I’m already in your base
You're just
Too blind
To see
Got no detection and I’m going DT’s
You can’t beat me
So go play D3
Every single game you play
Never seems to go your way
And you’re gonna lose it again
I’ll make sure of that
And now that finally
Have to play TvT me
Guess what?
You’re gonna gg
And every day
From here to eternity
You’re gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna
You’re gonna GG
All that I do
Is just to get to you
You’re gonna lose it
I’ll make you rage-quit
Think I’m OP
You’re just EZ
Guess what (guess what)
You're gonna GG
Every single game you play
Never seems to go your way
And you’re gonna lose it again
(Don't wanna lose it)
I’ll make sure of that
And now that finally
(Finally)
Have to play versus me
Guess what?
You’re gonna gg
I find it difficult to choose ONE favourite from this, but the end of Trip to Vegas always makes me crack up laughing. Even though I've never played Fallout: New Vegas, the exasperated "Not again" is so applicable to other games...or anything that involves computers being idiots. aceade
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019