Everybody’s looking for that diamond
One gem to make your game complete
You’ll find it in the strangest places
Between layers 0 to 15
Some use the technique known as strip mining
Some close their eyes and swing their pick
Who can deny the joy it brings
When you make your first leggings
Your crafting diamond things
Some find a square in every morning
Some in the solitary night
You’ll find it in the chests of others
A stolen piece can make you laugh or cry
You’ll find it in the deepest mineshafts
The piece you traded for all your lives
And then you know how much it means
When you found that special thing
Your crafting diamond things
So impossible as it may seem
You’ve got to search for every gleem
cos who’s to know which piece you let go
would have made you complete
Well for me it’s making diamond armor
To know that Creepers won’t kill me
To know that I can walk at night time
And not be scared of mobs I see
It’s a little thing it’s only Diamond
But it’s the thing that makes me mine
And when I’m mining diamond bling
You’re my special thing
I’m crafting diamond things
And you’re the place my game begins
And you’ll be where it ends
I’m mining diamond bling
And that’s the joy it brings
I’m crafting diamond things
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