Everybody's looking for a win ooo
Ain't that the reason that you're playin ooo
You ain't gonna find it playin like that no hooo
Gotta better solution for ya dude ooooo
Chorus 1
Just cheese with me now join the game and we'll go
I'll be your teacher I'll show you the ropes
You'll see a side of cheese you've never known
I can see us 6 pooling 2 raxing
On Battlenet I see you cannon rushing
On Battlenet I see noobs that we're crushing
On Battlenet we're invincible
On Battlenet (We never lose)
On Battlenet (We're crushing noobs)
On Battlenet yeah
On Battlenet oh yeah
Verse 2
Some noobs learn all the wrong ways to play ooo
When they gotta GG there's nothing but shame
Instead of talking let me demonstrate yeeah
Get down to cheesing and let's 2gate aye eay
Chorus 2
Just cheese with me now join the game and we'll go
I'll be your teacher I'll show you the ropes
You'll see a side of cheese you've never known
I can see us 6 pooling 2 raxing
On Battlenet I lay down a proxy Hatch
On Battlenet less than 5 mintues a match
On Battlenet we're invincible
On Battlenet (It's time to show)
On Battlenet (We're turning pro)
On Battlenet
Bridge
Break it down ooooo ooooo ooo
Just cheesing with a buddy on shakuras plateau
Oooo ooo ooo
ROFL stomping noobies like we've both gone pro
Chorus 3
Just cheese with me now join the game and we'll go
I'll be your teacher I'll show you the ropes
You'll see a side of cheese you've never known
I can see us 6 pooling 2 raxing
On Battlenet they don't wall because they're bronze
On Battlenet they have Artosis pylons
On Battlenet we're invincible
On Battlenet (We'll only cheese)
On Battlenet (To diamond league)
On Battlenet I see you cannon rushing
On Battlenet I see noobs that we're crushing
On Battlenet we're invincible
On Battlenet (We're leaving bronze)
On Battlenet (We're leaving bronze)
On Battlenet yeah
On Battlenet oh yeah
I find it difficult to choose ONE favourite from this, but the end of Trip to Vegas always makes me crack up laughing. Even though I've never played Fallout: New Vegas, the exasperated "Not again" is so applicable to other games...or anything that involves computers being idiots. aceade
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019